American Mom wins!

I never signed up for the drawing, no one entered my name, I wasn't aspiring to this great honor embarrassment.  No, I was not even looking when I won.  But I was chosen 1st out of all the entrants.


My acceptance speach will sound something like this:

I want to thank my loving Husband, and my charming children for supporting me all these years.  I feel like I have accomplished so much in the almost 15 years since I married Patriot, and I could not have done it with out his help, encouragement and support.   I believe that you were right on in recognizing me for the "WORST WIFE of the decade" award.  I have done my part by failing to pass on phone messages, scheduling appoints and not informing Patriot.  I have worked so hard at keeping a cluttered home, making dinners that taste just a little off, burning the desserts, and keeping the kids in a state of perpetual motion.  But last Wednesday I think was my crowning moment in securing this much coveted award.  Yes I forgot Patriot's birthday (not for the 1st time this decade).  So in conclusion I would like to thank the academy for this prestigious award and I give all the credit to Patriot for enduring my bumbling and swaying thru life. 

Patriot.....Honey....I do love you so, so much.  I am glad that others remembered, even if they did have a reminder on facebook to help them out, at least they thought to wish you a happy day.   I hope that you were able to enjoy the day anyway.  Happy Birthday to you!



I am just an American Mom, asking for forgiveness and love.